floambones:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

(via krystallynne)

goodgamegrumps:

greatlordfluffernutter:

mylittleghoulscout:

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

(via baracknobama)

drowning4youu:

don’t be someone’s sometimes; don’t let yourself be with someone only when it’s convenient for them

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

zanimez:

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

(via baracknobama)

starfleetrambo:

dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap*

me: *calls its name*

dog: *TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAP*

(via hotboyproblems)

gaythreats:

thesymbolofpeace:

thesymbolofpeace:

SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY

RIGHT HERE ON TWITTER WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT

I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND AT THIS LOOK AT THIS RESPONSE

(Source: divorcedspiderman, via hotboyproblems)